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weloveshortvideos:

How best friends fall down

Vine by David Lopez

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comedycentral:

Happy Batman Day!

comedycentral:

Happy Batman Day!

Seventeen?  You’re a train baby then.

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sapiens-sapiens:

doctormemelordmd:

pan-pirate:

d-i-y-orgasms:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

Yeah but have you seen this 


One extra note:
Crows have been shown to count. Now, this is different than simply being able to recognize a number of items instantly (a phenomenon called subitizing - read up, brains are fantastically cool). Rather, crows can learn and use numerical identities in real life scenarios. In a 2000 study by Smirnova et al., crows were trained to associate arabic numerals (1, 2, 3, etc.) to the number of items that they were supposed to choose from a group. In other words, when shown the number three, they knew to choose three items.
Plus they not only use tools, but manufacture tools appropriate to the task at hand.
Finally, they’re adorable fledglings.

Refs: Smirnova, AA., Lazareva, OF., and Zorina, ZA. 2000. Use of number by crows: investigation by matching and oddity learning. Journal of the Experimental Analysis of Behaviour 73:163-176. (pdf here)

sapiens-sapiens:

doctormemelordmd:

pan-pirate:

d-i-y-orgasms:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

Yeah but have you seen this 

image

One extra note:

Crows have been shown to count. Now, this is different than simply being able to recognize a number of items instantly (a phenomenon called subitizing - read up, brains are fantastically cool). Rather, crows can learn and use numerical identities in real life scenarios. In a 2000 study by Smirnova et al., crows were trained to associate arabic numerals (1, 2, 3, etc.) to the number of items that they were supposed to choose from a group. In other words, when shown the number three, they knew to choose three items.

Plus they not only use tools, but manufacture tools appropriate to the task at hand.

Finally, they’re adorable fledglings.

http://cdn2.arkive.org/media/EC/EC4834DB-E6BA-4E86-8971-C327928B5A8D/Presentation.Large/american-crow-fledgling-at-base-of-tree-trunk.jpg

Refs: Smirnova, AA., Lazareva, OF., and Zorina, ZA. 2000. Use of number by crows: investigation by matching and oddity learning. Journal of the Experimental Analysis of Behaviour 73:163-176. (pdf here)

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

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First official image of Sam Wilson as the new Captain America.

First official image of Sam Wilson as the new Captain America.

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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/


durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

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insanelygaming:

The Good Old Days
Created by The Argyle Sweater
via Dueling Analogs

insanelygaming:

The Good Old Days

Created by The Argyle Sweater

via Dueling Analogs

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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